what’s up youtube it’s ya boi

[been a long-ass time since i was here so i should probably mention that i’m retiring from pokerp. i’m chilling out in a new fandom and the muse here’s kinda petered out save for a few private rp sessions/lingering connections with friends, so!! yeah

idk if anyone wants it, but i do have a personal account/twitter/etc (backgroundcheese/musasuchus are my main handles most places) if anyone who hasn’t gotten in contact with me before still wants to chat or hang out

see y’all on the flip side, thanks for the good times!!]

…Welp, I’ve been thinking about it for a bit. Given that I’m kind of involved in all this hooha everyone may or may not have seen floating around, I should probably make a personal statement for the record:

Keep reading

[re: the other night

some folks messaged me so i wanted to say to anyone who may be concerned that i’m alright!! you don’t gotta worry about me, i’m in high spirits and feeling just fine. and thank you to anyone who talked to me, it was real sweet of you!!]

[well idk who’s going around impersonating me on anon, but if anyone out there gets an anon containing mean messages signed with my url, i can tell you right now that it’s not me sending them. if it happens, please just block the anon and delete the message]

kendoak:

“…” Stares. 

Stares for a long, long time.

And then, finally, some kind of response.

“…You uh, got a present for me then?”

“Oh yeah, got somethin’ real good.”

He strikes a ridiculous pose, one hand in the air and the other on his chest.

“I’m the fuckin’ present.”

kendoak:

“…Wh… Who…?”

All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces–

“It’s me, Santa.”

// what do we call a flock of guzmas

[alright guys i made an important poll]

[someone: there’s a new guzma around

me: